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YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
And then I died…
rapping this forever
BLESS THIS POST
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you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
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people who call their sexual partner daddy are messed up and weird please stop that.
i tried reading this out loud and all that came out is
“if you want to have sex with the lights off in the missionary position with a condom and no words eye contact or foreplay until only the male partner gets off im game”
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this fucking guy omg
this post is literally me in every way
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